- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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