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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Title IX

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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