Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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