What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Guess what? I like trains.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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