There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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