- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Tilt your screen back .

Don't believe in Atheists.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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