- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Who invented apple? God

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the chicken cross the road...

i like turtles

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