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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

European on my shoes, buddy.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Good job, son.

Wenis Penis

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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