What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why didn't he finish his

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Women's Rights

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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