- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

No it doesnt..

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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