- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

whats hairy and crys your mom

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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