Charlie Sheen

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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