A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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