- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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