- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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