- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

knock knock Dave's not here.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

My Nan, that is all.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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