- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Flowers are colors Love me

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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