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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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