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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

I like that, but why am I happy?

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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