- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

a man was shot.... he died

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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