- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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