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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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