- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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