- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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