What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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