Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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