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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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