- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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