What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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I have a really funny joke.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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