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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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