- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Men's rights

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

This is an anti- joke

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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