- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Men's rights

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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