- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

your mama's so fat... that's it

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