what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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A house comes around the corner.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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hi penis ham telephone

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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