- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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