- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Women's Rights..

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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