- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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