- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Women's rights

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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