- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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