What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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I went to work today....

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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