What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

William wright is Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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