1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

your mama so old, shes dead.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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