Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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