- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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