- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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