Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What is older than history?

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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