- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Vagina Boob

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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