Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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He--Hey guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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