- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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