- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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