- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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