- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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