What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Good job, son.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Anti Joke

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