- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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