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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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