- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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