- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

The New York Giants

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??