What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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