- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I am a mime

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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