- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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