- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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