- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

i just wrote this so hard

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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