- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A black man walks out of a police station

how do you win a game try your best

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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