- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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