This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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