- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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