Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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