- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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