Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Alchohol.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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