What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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