What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

i hate non minorities!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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