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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Brain fart

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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