why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

hers a joke... japanese people

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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