no

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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