- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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