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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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