roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A woman walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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