Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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9/11

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Ebola

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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