- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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