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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

I'm homeless.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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