What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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