Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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