- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

knock knock come in

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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