- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

ask me if im a door yes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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