- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What is green and slow Grass.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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