Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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I'm Coming

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

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