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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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