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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

where's mom I killed her

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why are white people white? I don't know

My jeans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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