- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A praying mantis is very graceful

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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