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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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