- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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