- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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