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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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