- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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