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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Death by kayak

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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