- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Pickles

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

binladin walks into the american seals

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

There's my tractor.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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