Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What's up? Your time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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