- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Roses are red, yup.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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