Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What's just not right? Left

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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