- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Eric is gay Ha

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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