Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock. Its open.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What is white and black and red all over.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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