- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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